Hey guys, it's me! Remember me? I'm the one who has the ridiculously good looking husband? You know, the guy with all the muscles? I'm the girl who got married almost a year ago and started this blog only to keep up with it for a couple months and then fail miserably in the past months? Yeah... the one who always make promises to do posts and then does never do them? That's me.
Well guess what, I'm back! But it's just going to be me for a while. If you'd like updates on my muscle-y hubby email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will make sure you are getting them.
Ok, now I will attempt to cover the past 5 months without taking up hours and hours of your time....
I thought I was going to have my big break on The Biggest Loser but instead I wasn't even showed. I'm getting another chance in January on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. I'll keep ya updated.
Scott and I made out on our private island for our honeymoon just after Scott got back from feeding on mountain lions. Oh wait, that's Bella and Edward. I'm so obsessed with Twilight I seem to get my life and Bella's life confused. It's hard not to. Scott is the perfect combination of Edward and Jacob, and I am obviously just like Bella.
Venice Beach was revealed to me. I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's the greatest place in California. Keep in mind, I've only been to a few places in Cali. But, it's definitely up there.
Scott went to Mojave Viper Training for a month. And then he came back for a bit and now he's doing the real deal.
I've decided that I want a Saint Bernard. And an iPhone. I don't think I'm getting either one anytime soon. I've been having lots of serious discussions with Santa Clause, we'll see how it plays out.
That just about covers July through October. I'll get to November and December soon.
I am currently in Oklahoma visiting Scott's family. They're so good to me! But don't get upset, they do not inhibit me from blogging. I'm planning on doing another post next week. I'll say it again, I'm planning on doing another post next week. You all have the authority to yell at me and say cuss words if I do not do it. I want to make our blog a priority. Plus, how else will y'all know what's up with me?
Love you guys. Thanks for being my friends even though I'm super flakey and a big huge liar.
PS- We moved. I'll cover that next time.